If the club’s logo – an image of Alice in Wonderland’s Queen of Hearts – doesn’t say it all, the two-metre-tall transsexual hostess at the door drives home the point: it’s simply madness at this packed, cavernous nightspot. If you’re into frisky twinks, this is the place, with techno and pop music thumping through the cavernous space. Best nights: Thursdays and Sundays.